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machinegun mike

When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.
*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
by onecigonedrag0filter October 27, 2019
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mike mccarthy

Former head coach of the Green Bay Packers. Known for his extremely boring play calling. Was fired 3/4 of the way through the 2018-2019 nfl season
That move was very Mike McCarthy.
by Vldub November 21, 2018
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Pulling a Mike

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.
Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?
by Devo1 November 15, 2018
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Mike Hoxafloppin

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.
I am Mike Hoxafloppin.
by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020
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Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.
Chronic-mike love hotdogs.
by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023
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Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.
That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”
by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021
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mike-san

Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..
Don't go down that dark hallway, there's a Mike-San down there.
by -lul June 26, 2018
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