Keep Fit Windows

Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.

Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché

by IKnowTheLingo December 11, 2021

foggy car window

if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost

she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self

by anonymous May 10, 2022

New Good Windows Boy Humour

confusing and funny memes made by a big dingus

Guy 1: Hello!
Guy 2: new good windows boy humour
Guy 1: who tf is he?
Guy 2: THATS IT U DONT KNO FUNNI DINGUS, IM TELLING YOU THE EWANDOGGIE LORE
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer

The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.

Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.

by GermanPizzaEater January 7, 2023

tuck in the window

Close the curtains or shut the blinds.

Her: Can you tuck in the window?
Him: Goodnight outside. Goodnight window. *closes curtains*

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Reboots like Windows

When someone slowly wakes up from short yet hard sleep and then looks like having no recollection of past 15 years of their life.

Person 1: Look, Nate's rebooting like Windows.
Person 2: He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.

,,Nate Reboots like Windows when he wakes up from nap - slow and still tired"

by Jkolikovec D Witchcraft maker February 22, 2023

put a fan in the window

putting a fan in a window while smoking MJ and breathing the smoke through the fan so the it doesn't go into the house and parents don't find out.

" Hey joe do you wanna put a fan in the window?"
" Nah man i cant i dont have any MJ."

by highpanda August 5, 2012