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Unicorning

A sex act wherein one participant affixes a strap-on to their forehead and uses it to penetrate their partner.
Dude, did you hear Andrew got caught unicorning Lauren last night?
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Inflating the Unicorn

Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.
He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.
by You’re Welcome 100x July 4, 2018
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Unicornic

To give 0 fucks about others opinions and is always Horny when Lover is near
Allen has a Unicornic personality.

He is carefree and extremely Kinky
by UnicornicRimjob77 December 18, 2018
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Kissing the Unicorn

Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.
Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?
by Kissing the Unicorn March 24, 2011
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Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018
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silver unicorn

A totally awesome and amazing guy with a feminine Xbox live gamer tag; probably a good boyfriend to have in the end of it all
"The silver unicorn is pwning me at Cod bro!"

"He's probably also pwning his girl/boy friend in bed"
by Him hitachi October 5, 2013
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The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009
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