I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017
Get the floppy dick unicornmug. There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath
by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018
Get the Unicorn Bathmug. 
This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
Get the Bloody Unicornmug. What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.
Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".
by Grandsire July 31, 2019
Get the Shitting rainbows and unicornsmug. by Hairy tuft March 2, 2021
Get the Unicorn steakmug. 1: A single-horned creature with either a horse or goat's body, rumored to have mystical powers
2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.
2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.
"I've only known two unicorns in my life. They both earned that title by having special and unique personalities."
by vampire!eric August 9, 2016
Get the unicornmug.