by jpick01 May 20, 2015
Get the Soggy Truman mug.Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.
Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.
by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017
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After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you put oranges in her ass, yelling "Dirty Trump" as you pass through the door.
by seimejote February 16, 2017
Get the Dirty Trump mug.A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*
Person 1: "Check out my tan!"
Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"
Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
Person 1: "Check out my tan!"
Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"
Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017
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by OliverSHOOK November 25, 2017
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Get the Donut Trump mug.The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.
Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.
by Darwin Sobcheck April 27, 2020
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