A bestselling author with a slew of novels known for their realism like Rainbow Six.
His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
by Hardstuck Internet October 29, 2017
Get the Tom Clancymug. a large overweight native who serves no purpose in life..but is employed at the local bus station..he arrives at work with 24's of honey lager falling out of his truck..he is never clean or presentable..even to a dirty bum living on the street....... example:chirs french
by mark palmer March 15, 2004
Get the big TOMmug. To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology
man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!
by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008
Get the Tom Cruisemug. 
The best quarterback in nfl history, but a bunch of fucks think he sucks because he has good recivers and they say peyton manning is better but he has had good recievers all his carier. Tom Brady won 3 with crappy recivers he is a beast face it and the colts suck
by pats fan 69 November 4, 2009
Get the tom Bradymug. A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.
Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'
- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
by bonbonvert February 4, 2010
Get the Tom Selleckmug. Eater of massive proportions. aka chicken rice.
A Korean American eating monster that preys upon unsuspecting korean girls at New Gate Church. Also on occasion, little boys and midgets. (see Penn State University)
This un-relentless bottom feeder is surprisingly good at starcraft, aka has no girlfriend.
However, this monster is a kind hearted boy that makes horrible jokes.
A Korean American eating monster that preys upon unsuspecting korean girls at New Gate Church. Also on occasion, little boys and midgets. (see Penn State University)
This un-relentless bottom feeder is surprisingly good at starcraft, aka has no girlfriend.
However, this monster is a kind hearted boy that makes horrible jokes.
by hyejoooooooo November 27, 2011
Get the Tom Kimmug.