To shit into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.The smell of warm turd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor
by Wilburthebear April 06, 2008
A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.
Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010
A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV
by fender500 March 16, 2010
A person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. The term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.
by Kenny Loman May 16, 2005
rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles
by Norty11 August 17, 2010
by Devon Pelletier January 24, 2007
Having sex while cooking breakfast and someone burns themself on a hot surface such as a waffle iron or griddle.
by ChrisChanSonichu May 16, 2010