The Green Thumb

Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.

My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.

by SoxOnFox March 29, 2021

Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022

troll thumbs

A person who's thumbs are wider than long, which is weird.

Kristen, wth, you have .. OMG TROLL THUMBS

by redman&kronic January 25, 2009

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 11, 2022

thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

by btothef October 03, 2021

thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

Giving a thumbs up

the cause for the highest percentage of lesbian deaths.
STRATEGY.

to stick thumbs up an easy lesbian causing immediate deconstruction of their sexuality. earning them the cock

GAME IS GAME.

How was the checkup?
He gave me the "thumbs up"}
"giving a thumbs up"

by Thumbsup2! January 09, 2024