three day plugger

The large, hard, round mass that ends up in your rectum after you don't move your bowels for three days.

Man, I was just soaked in sweat after having to get that three day plugger out!

by puffertw April 28, 2017

Three Field Rotation

Sex positions. During a 3 way consisting of 2 dudes and a chick. Rotate between the 3 holes, leaving one unfucked in each rotation. rotate until completion. This originated from a misspelled word on a history paper on medieval farming techniques.

Ted and I gave her a Three Field Rotation last night.
We gave that chick the TFR.

by FuckTard45 December 10, 2013

three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022

three legged swagger

sex between a man and a woman

I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home

by hugo de waal January 16, 2008

three-star poop

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.

#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."

by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014

Three day dick

When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.

Girl dont blow him.... he got three day dick!!!!

by Anight March 16, 2020