Polish Twins

Twins that are born within 15 months of each other.

My dad and uncle are polish twins!

by ryleeurl January 22, 2025

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011

the better twin

Is lina not matter what vee and Anastasia say

Wow lina really is the better twin

by Bts07 September 25, 2020

Pussy twins

Two people (of any gender) who have had sexual relations with the same person. An alternative to the non-pc phrase “eskimo sisters/brothers”.

Did you hear that John and Bill both hooked up with Natalie? They’re pussy twins now.

by smallpotatoes June 3, 2023

Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥

Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....

by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020

Twin Bitches

Twin Bitches are Bitches who are exactly alike physically and mentally. They tend to act bitchy in unison and are never seen alert.

Alert! Alert! Twin Bitches are approaching! I repeat, Twin Bitches are approaching!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

Twinning

A type of transformation involving a person being transformed into a copy of someone else.

Example 1:“I have a raging twinning fetish and I am completely fine with it ruining my life”

Example 2:“Dude imagine if I got twinned into Agent Smith during the matrix’s sequels and it was shown onscreen, now THAT would be hot!”

by Bambianca January 4, 2024