A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"
by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005
Get the He Touched My Shoulder Storymug. Friend 1 : can I touch your balls?
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day
Friday 2: oh ok sure
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day
Friday 2: oh ok sure
by I am the real Bob the builder July 26, 2021
Get the Touch your Friends balls daymug. Something guys want to touch and girls want to avoid but from first to last day of november girls can't slap boys when the touch girls boobs.
by Slapper69 November 3, 2020
Get the Touch boobs novembermug. Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019
Get the Don't touch me tall ass!mug. that song that you should know it you have any way to even see tiktok
oh and you should have also just typed in no no square
oh and you should have also just typed in no no square
by GW in corona February 3, 2021
Get the no no dont touch me there this is my no no squaremug. When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019
Get the Don't touch me tall ass!mug. 