armed forces oddball

when an enlisted officer gets more health problems than a commissioned officer which is usual based on statistics.

The armed forces oddball had to go to the shrink every month.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Arms

Today
I smile :)
The love 4u!!!!
You know what

I love to see
And do!

Only one thing I would like more….
It may have a few parts….
Tell you I love you
While in your arms!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 6, 2024

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

Arm-swinger

Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.

"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."

by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024

arm rest anxiety

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...

You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"

by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011

ARM DOCKA

some stupid shit I said about arm socks

I'LL FUCK YOU IF YOU FUCK MY ARM DOCKA

by Chancii March 4, 2018

Cross arm

Any structural part in a mechanical object that is essential to the mechanical thing running.

"Fkin blew my cross arm again godamit"

by Papa hecker December 11, 2024