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Squares

Another word for cheese slices. Much easier for dogs to understand because it's shorter than "cheese slices."
Do you want some squares, Mitten? Mitten loves squares!
by Outpat October 22, 2017
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Square

Someone who hasn't had sex,kissed or been in a relationship
Hey are you square?!
by Jazzyyyy2004 April 7, 2017
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carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.
Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?
by Thudgasm June 16, 2017
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Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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Albee Square Mall

The house of a bunch of rappers in Brooklyn, New York.
My house is the Albee square mall

Go shopping, go shopping, go shopping
Let's all go shopping
by shape012 November 24, 2017
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Crackhead Squared

An individual that is a crackhead and hangs out with other crackheads to do crackheaded activities.
Roman is really a crackhead squared. He is a crackhead and hangs out with fellow crackheads.
by Someone intelligent November 26, 2017
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Square

Mainly used in the UK, a square is a bank card. The term is mostly used by fraudsters.
"Send in squares, instant drops"

"This guy blocked my square ffs"
by fxbienn February 16, 2018
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