Spoon

Someone who makes up rumours for fun. A stirrer. Or a sh*t stirrer.

“Omg he’s such a spoon”

by Ashaks June 21, 2018

spoon fam

Spoon Fam refers to young African American Negro males, whom, instead of carrying traditional drugs within their socks, carry spoons. Why do they carry spoons in their socks? A spoon fam uses these eating utensils for eating out pussy.

Yo me and the spoon fam are on the block.

With the spoon fam, we eating out today.

by AfterSchoolBasket June 23, 2018

Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,

Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”

by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018

Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.

"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.

by CrusherWill July 11, 2018

Spoon

A spoon is someone who is to dumb to realize when you are in need of a fork.

My gosh, Beckie is such a spoon trying to wash her hands with bleach.

by ItzLuci August 12, 2018

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual

did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning

by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 29, 2019