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eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
mugGet the eat your ass with a spoonmug.

Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.
Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.
by JethroXP March 13, 2024
mugGet the Spoon Feedermug.

Nittle spoon

An openly gay single guy, that hosts brunches for his straight "friends" making them feel rather uncomfortable.
Derek is the neighborhood nittle spoon.
by Anonymous :p September 23, 2016
mugGet the Nittle spoonmug.

holding a spoon

holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.
woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?
by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022
mugGet the holding a spoonmug.

Spoons

U up for going to spoons?
by Boii_0 January 4, 2019
mugGet the Spoonsmug.

spoon koon

by Awd123 July 6, 2021
mugGet the spoon koonmug.

Poon Spoon

"I'm gonna destroy that hoe wid mah Poon Spoon"
by Frazzle Dazzle May 8, 2014
mugGet the Poon Spoonmug.

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