Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 15, 2011

Chariot Racing

A sport where people race each other in Chariots which is a revival of Chariot racing in ancent Rome.
I the sport anything goes. The only rules is that they must be Chariots and the first one to cross the finishline first wins.

Let's do some Chariot racing.

by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011

Race

An amazing guy who is super caring and loving. He’ll never let you go. He can be quiet racist at time but an over all softy. Never let a race go no matter how many fights y’all get in. If you have a race don’t let home go

Girl: race and I got into an argument

Me: yeah but y’all are still friends

Girl: yeah

by Bshsgbdbd November 22, 2021

Race

Race is one of the best guys you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold. He is one of the sweetest men you could ever have in your life. With a name just as unique as him. He is special value him do not lose him.

Race is such a cool guy.

by Sam1948 November 23, 2021

Race Capped

A term used when a person does something and is not part of that stereotype.

White Guy: I'm playing Flute

Asian Guy: Even though you're race capped?

by InnerKing May 25, 2023