Your mum

My girlfriend

I fucked your mum #sorrynotsorry

by Emily-T July 10, 2018

mum

mum is creepy and annoying

mum is creepy

by natnat1234567890 May 11, 2020

Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

Ar mum gay

When gay porn roast you dont know what to say

Gay porn: I did your dad
Me:ar mum gay

by Vice bio March 19, 2019

mum-in-love

When the man or woman you are dating has a mother, you can refer to her as your Mum-in-Love because you are yet to marry the son by law or customary rites.

I had the best chat with my Mum-in-Love today; she’s so warm and easy to talk to.

by Kikidel July 21, 2025

Mum gay

The act of having a gay mum

“Hey hey guess what?”
“What?”
“Your mum gay”

by Hey, your special January 16, 2019

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023