Texas Five

A celebratory gesture performed by two persons briefly, yet forcefully colliding their hands in mid-air when they come to the realization that Texas, and all things related to it, is awesome in a way that the lesser peoples of the world can never understand.
Note: The word must also be said when the action is being performed.

J: Wow, the King Ranch here in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.
S: Aaaaaaaaaaand.... *Texas Five*

M: This Dr Pepper is awesome! It was also created in Texas!
F: Oh yeah! *Texas Five*

by BuddingWordsmith June 4, 2011

Texas Messes

When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.

I just witnessed the first Texas Messes in my life.

by Gay Fag Bag December 5, 2016

Texas Donut

A description of your asshole after you've have a really hard time dropping a turd. It feels like its stretched and shit is everywhere.

Dude, worst shit ever. Talk about a real texas donut.

by Trashboy November 16, 2014

Texas Stakeout

Performing a standing 69 in a hunting stand or deer stand.

Me and Kim did a Texas Stakeout out in the hills of New Mexico.

by LucasRMadagascar May 20, 2011

Texas-ian

Part of or related to Texas celebrations, people, excitement, the Alamo, cowboys, cactuses, cows, etc.

Melanie had a very Texas-ian Christmas becuase she spent it in Texas with her Texas relatives and Texas sun and Texas weather.

by CJK92 December 25, 2009

dayton texas

Where we ride our horses to school. All the girls are mean except for the dazzlers XD

Those Dayton Texas girls imr?

by Emmy Stevens March 31, 2019

texas elbow

A girl you wont go down on. Texas is in the south, and you can't lick your elbow.

I let her blow me but she was a texas elbow, that skank had a stinky pussy.

by MajorStinkee March 23, 2016