Nard tard

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.

You fucking nard tard iPhone piece of shit.

by Ultra long man November 11, 2017

working tard

play on phrase "working hard"; meaning one who works hard but stupidly, and thus gets unsatisfying results.

"I bust my ass and only make thirty-two-thousand bucks a year."

"You're working tard."

by freemason5600 October 5, 2011

Wii-tard

the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.

Man, Nick's been bowling since we got home. He's such a Wii-tard.

by Aydrianne June 14, 2007

Charred Tard

An African American retard.

Hey, look at that charred tard over there.

by Justin April 7, 2005

e-tarded

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer

My friend Doug is totally e-tarded

by Naruto the Negro October 18, 2008

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

tard-ilf

tard i'd like to fuck

betty is a hot ass tard-ilf

by mr poopy pants November 22, 2007