Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.

Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”

by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021

Tax Fraud Ladz

A group of Shrek followers who have been around since the dawn of time. They are all very Green Screen.
Members:
Mark7899
Akippu
gummybearcheese1
Tribesman
Boxman Grandma Steve Harvey

No Deal Brexit

That vidton was quite clearly Mekonged by a memeber of the Tax Fraud Ladz.

by gummybearcheese1 February 27, 2021

Concord Tax

The price increase of PlayStation 5 consoles, games, and accessories in mid-2024 following the $400 million failure of Concord.

Q: Why does the PS5 Pro cost $700 with no disc drive?
A: The Concord tax.

by CtrlAlt_Games September 27, 2024

fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.

This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.

by TemuEvoX June 23, 2025

Soldier Tax

using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.

For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.

smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.

by buck35 April 28, 2011

YOUR Taxes

Are NOT going to me in any way shape or form by me getting paid for AI.

Hym "Nonononononono. No. Meg. You don't like that I said I don't want my tax dollars to go to feeding your kids and now YOU are saying the same thing about me. Except YOUR taxes aren't going to me. I'm not on ebt. I don't have Medicaid. MY taxes are going to YOU. And YOURS are not going to ME. This IS your entire societal racket. It's YOU... Stealing MY shit and giving it to your kids. That is all. Unless you are one of the people who made a show or game, you did not contribute to my life. You were an obstacle to a good one. You are a crooked casino owner. Scooping my chips away from me and suggesting that I play a different game. And you're not doing it for morality. You're not doing it for justice. And you sure as hell aren't doing it for your kids. You're doing it because the house lost. The second Andy Ngo went on Jordan Peterson. The second to AI started contributing to the world in a material capacity. So, now, you want to let them abscond with my winnings because you're mad you had to sit there and cry about it. You only did it because you thought you would win! Because the chances that I was right were so astronomically low! And then I WAS! So, fuck you! Get your fucking hands off my chips. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW that the government is going to take half of what I get FUCKING ANYWAY and it's going to end up going to your kids. You would have more of them if you would have listened to me."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025