Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.
Also see tittie tax.
Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009

Fanum tax has multiple meanings
1. Stealing food (crime)
2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)
3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)
4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)
5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)
6. Any money spemt for food
1. Stealing food (crime)
2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)
3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)
4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)
5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)
6. Any money spemt for food
M. 1: He got 9 hours in prison for fanum taxing
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.
M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.
M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.
M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.
M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

A definite area within a larger city/municipality in which the tax revenue generated is considerably less than the areas around it.
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.
A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.
A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)
The South Loop of Chicago used to be a "tax desert" but was renovated and now serves as a major tourist destination in the city.
by 312Aquaponics June 7, 2011

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

by Wolé August 17, 2024
