A small SUNY school in the heart of Plattsburgh, NY, a small north country town on Lake Champlain about 20 minutes away from the border (and a really "awesome" bar called The Rocket, where you can get some coke with that Molson). Nearly every student enrolled, except for the copious amounts of Japanese exchange students, had Plattsburgh as about number six on their list of schools they wished to attend. Then, they either got lazy or didn't get into any other school they applied to. So they came to Plattsburgh State University becuase if you could write your name on the application you were in. This led to the massive influx of freshmen in the fall of 06, leading to really lame parties and no parking spaces for anyone. In past years, it was actually really fun. Then all the fun people left. Over the years, it has gotten progressively lamer. When students get really bored of the lameness, they take a trip to Montreal and realize how shitty their life is. This is usually compensated for by heavily drinking at least 5 days out of the week and smoking ones self stupid, then going downtown to get Pizza Bonos. Homework is rarely done, not because of laziness, but because this is Plattsburgh.
for some reason, the administrators changed the name to Plattsburgh State University College in 05. why the repetativeness? no one knows.
One of the qualities a Plattsburgh State student must have is a deep, penetrating hatred for ones self and a want to either jump off of the Kehoe administration building with a group of friends or drown themselves in the the Hawkins Pond. There is actually a facebook group devoted to this sentiment. If you go to Plattsburgh, you are probably a member.
Another is a drive to become the best semi-functioning alcoholic/stoner they can be.
Most students say they are going to transfer next semester. They want to see if they'll hate themselves as much somewhere else. They will. This transfer to another school rarely happens, and if it does, that person is our life-long idol.
If you go here, you know and love poutine.
for some reason, the administrators changed the name to Plattsburgh State University College in 05. why the repetativeness? no one knows.
One of the qualities a Plattsburgh State student must have is a deep, penetrating hatred for ones self and a want to either jump off of the Kehoe administration building with a group of friends or drown themselves in the the Hawkins Pond. There is actually a facebook group devoted to this sentiment. If you go to Plattsburgh, you are probably a member.
Another is a drive to become the best semi-functioning alcoholic/stoner they can be.
Most students say they are going to transfer next semester. They want to see if they'll hate themselves as much somewhere else. They will. This transfer to another school rarely happens, and if it does, that person is our life-long idol.
If you go here, you know and love poutine.
Hey, what do you want to do on this fine, freezing cold August day at Plattsburgh State University ?
I want to drink my face off, try not to kill myself, and smoke myself retarded!
Awesome! me too!
Sweet! then we can go to Pizza Bonos, drink more downtown, then go jump in Lake Champlain and hope that Champy gets us before hypothermia!
Boy, I love Plattsburgh State University.
I want to drink my face off, try not to kill myself, and smoke myself retarded!
Awesome! me too!
Sweet! then we can go to Pizza Bonos, drink more downtown, then go jump in Lake Champlain and hope that Champy gets us before hypothermia!
Boy, I love Plattsburgh State University.
by drunk PSU student November 9, 2008
Get the Plattsburgh State University mug.A college (if you can call it that) in bumblefuck, PA. Located in the middle of no where. It's home to about 40,000 students, who really have no direction in life. They have a mediocre football team who is too scared to play Pitt after the last beatdown Pitt bestowed upon them. Also if you cant get into Pitt you go to Penn State where most likely you will be one of 3 things:
1. Gay
2. Criminal (located by many prisons who accept students after graduation day)
3. Clown
Penn State tries to play in the big 10 (or wait is it 11). There is actually 11 teams in this conference because well you guessed it penn state couldnt count that therte was already 10 teams in the conference when they joined. You can see the shittany lions football team getting beatdown on any given saturday by the likes of OSU, Mich., Notre Dame, Iowa, Pitt, their girls volleyball team, and many Div 1AA schools.
All in all dont go to penn state, because once your there you might as accept the fact that you will most likely never make a significant contribution to society
1. Gay
2. Criminal (located by many prisons who accept students after graduation day)
3. Clown
Penn State tries to play in the big 10 (or wait is it 11). There is actually 11 teams in this conference because well you guessed it penn state couldnt count that therte was already 10 teams in the conference when they joined. You can see the shittany lions football team getting beatdown on any given saturday by the likes of OSU, Mich., Notre Dame, Iowa, Pitt, their girls volleyball team, and many Div 1AA schools.
All in all dont go to penn state, because once your there you might as accept the fact that you will most likely never make a significant contribution to society
Hey mom, I could not get into Pitt, so I am going to go to Penn State where I can learn how to become a leech to society.
by pitt4ever March 29, 2010
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A public university in Terre Haute, Indiana that is usually one's back up school to their back up school. No true academic reputation like the other public schools in Indiana. The only people who will go here are those who never tried in high school, causing them to be rejected by Purdue, IU and Ball State, or college drop outs. Hence why it's acronym, ISU, truly means "I Screwed Up."
Random guy: "Where do you go to school?"
Indiana State University student: "I use to go to Purdue, but I couldn't handle it and dropped out, so now I'm at ISU."
Random guy: "What's ISU?"
ISU Student: "I Screwed Up"
Indiana State University student: "I use to go to Purdue, but I couldn't handle it and dropped out, so now I'm at ISU."
Random guy: "What's ISU?"
ISU Student: "I Screwed Up"
by that guy 21 June 14, 2011
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Guy 2: Oh, I think they are taking a shower.
Guy 1: Oh, they must be playing Penn State.
Guy 2: Oh, I think they are taking a shower.
Guy 1: Oh, they must be playing Penn State.
by SmittyBeastonPA November 24, 2011
Get the Penn State mug.A large urban university located in Atlanta, Georgia. The school is located right next to Grady Memorial hospital and underground atlanta.
In 2012, the school is the fastest growing sugar baby college in the nation so much so that Drake mentioned GSU in his song HYFR. The smell of cheap girls, rachetness, marijuana and bad beer from Green's can never be erased. The school claims to be a research university but barely has enough money to cover their population's computer use. GSU is known to be an unofficial public HBCU sponsoring many events with Clark Atlanta, Morehouse and other HBCUs. GSU got its Panther mascot from Clark Atlanta University.
GSU is also a hub for post-bacc students who want to go back to school. The school is primarily a commuter school. As tuition continues to go up and up the number of students able to afford to live on campus goes down and down.
The school traces its strong African American roots from rapper Ludacris who attended GSU(but didn't graduate)
GSU started out as a night school but has transformed into a night university. The school has a rivalry with Georgia Southern University.
Every night club in Atlanta would be out of business without Georgia State students.
In 2012, the school is the fastest growing sugar baby college in the nation so much so that Drake mentioned GSU in his song HYFR. The smell of cheap girls, rachetness, marijuana and bad beer from Green's can never be erased. The school claims to be a research university but barely has enough money to cover their population's computer use. GSU is known to be an unofficial public HBCU sponsoring many events with Clark Atlanta, Morehouse and other HBCUs. GSU got its Panther mascot from Clark Atlanta University.
GSU is also a hub for post-bacc students who want to go back to school. The school is primarily a commuter school. As tuition continues to go up and up the number of students able to afford to live on campus goes down and down.
The school traces its strong African American roots from rapper Ludacris who attended GSU(but didn't graduate)
GSU started out as a night school but has transformed into a night university. The school has a rivalry with Georgia Southern University.
Every night club in Atlanta would be out of business without Georgia State students.
Yo where are you going to college?"
"I didn't get in to UGA or Georiga Tech. I have to go to Georgia State University."
"I'm so sorry, but at least they have football?"
"Yeah, too bad they have lost every season they have been in existence and get worse every year."
"Oh yeah. At least they have dorms?"
"Yeah, too bad the dorms are really just old hotels converted into housing complexes. Most of them look like jail cells."
"Oh that's true. Well, at least if you ever get shot the hospital is right there?"
"Yeah I guess you're right! Go panthers!"
"I didn't get in to UGA or Georiga Tech. I have to go to Georgia State University."
"I'm so sorry, but at least they have football?"
"Yeah, too bad they have lost every season they have been in existence and get worse every year."
"Oh yeah. At least they have dorms?"
"Yeah, too bad the dorms are really just old hotels converted into housing complexes. Most of them look like jail cells."
"Oh that's true. Well, at least if you ever get shot the hospital is right there?"
"Yeah I guess you're right! Go panthers!"
by BobMarleyMon February 16, 2013
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Get the Florida State University mug.A liberal arts college in Bridgewater, MA that is regionally known as a "teachers college" but, in fact, offers comprehensive curricula in many departments.
BSC has a large commuter population which detracts from an academic atmosphere despite that many of the faculty and staff are highly qualified. A majority of unenthused students fail to take advantage of the plethora of activities and opportunities offered by the college. The remaining minority go on to do fantastic things with their lives while freed of the immense debt incurred by ivy league and private school students.
Many BSC students drink their lives away. The institution, however, offers much more than that.
BSC has a large commuter population which detracts from an academic atmosphere despite that many of the faculty and staff are highly qualified. A majority of unenthused students fail to take advantage of the plethora of activities and opportunities offered by the college. The remaining minority go on to do fantastic things with their lives while freed of the immense debt incurred by ivy league and private school students.
Many BSC students drink their lives away. The institution, however, offers much more than that.
I'm thrilled I received such a fantastic education (and so many incredible opportunities) at Bridgewater State College and am still graduating with no debt! WHOO!!
by BSC Undergrad January 14, 2008
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