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slappyG

involves shoving 4 hockeys balls up a pussy and then grabbing a hockey stick and using the hook end rip all the hockey ball out and them fuck them until the bleeding stops
omg we should try the 'slappyG'
by suspicius December 9, 2024
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Slappy Sacks

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy
Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost
by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025
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Scappy

When someone is scared, but happy at the same time.
1. I am feeling scappy about the future.
2. I am kind of scappy about getting married.
by hoytbrooklyn May 6, 2025
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Snapple

A name used to refer to someone as idiotic, dumb, braindead, etc. There’s a video of some guy behind a fridge filled with snapples recording some customer and when the customer grabs the drink, the guy goes “hi, my name is Snapple. The customer then proceeds to hold the drink up to his ear, portraying how much of a moron they are.
“Where the fuck is Greg going, he’s going the wrong direction

“Hey Snapple, wrong way you fucking moron
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over
I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.
by This is the name your February 15, 2026
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Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.
Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.
by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026
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