The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
Get the Corpse Shoppingmug. When you’re not looking to committ to making tinder matches but you are still interested in browsing the tinder selection
by Verafy May 12, 2018
Get the Tindow Shoppingmug. something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there
by mike November 13, 2003
Get the shop leadmug. Usually performed by women, spending all day shopping and carrying home all the vast bags they now own. Throw themselves in amongst them all and wave their arms and legs about to resemble an angel. Typically done due for over-exhausted excitement!
Sally spent all day shopping, carrying home 2 to the dozen of bags. Finally back home and feeling exhausted, the first thing she did on returning home is throw herself in amongst all her bags and did a shopping angel.
by Long Johns February 28, 2012
Get the Shopping angelmug. When you’re in a relationship but you like or admire somebody else. You won’t do anything with the other person/people because your in a relationship.
by $amizzle April 10, 2020
Get the Window shoppingmug. by sspamalot June 23, 2012
Get the going to the flower shopmug. Ugly Shopping: Similar to ugly crying.
Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.
Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.
Ugly Shopping: I was trying to spoil myself at the mall after my breakup with Antonio but he had me so upset and everything I bought bought was ugly AF!
by ShayDB July 26, 2018
Get the ugly shoppingmug.