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Reverse Santa

A racial term for African Americans, meaning Santa is big white and leaves stuff in your house and black people do the opposite
*christmas day*
Children: “mom dad where did our tv go?”

Parents:” looks like we were busted by those dirty black reverse Santa’s go call the cops
by Dunkindeeznuts January 10, 2018
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Dirty Santa Maria

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums
Last Christmas I got a dirty Santa Maria and i loved it so much and it was smooth and creamy
by Kelvin. D September 30, 2021
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Dimebag Santa

An old man with a beer gut and a bushy, white santa beard that, unlike the clean Santa of your childhood memories, looks like he's been on a bender since the day after Christmas. His Mrs. Claus was likely once a hooker with a substance abuse problem. Natural habitats of a dimebag santa include bike rallies, car shows, country bars, and Ted Nugent concerts.
We didn't realize that there was a car show going on downtown yesterday, so imagine our surprise when we got there and the streets were filled with dimebag santas and chicks that look like they had a rough life.
by rocknshocker00 July 12, 2011
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Emiliano Santana

If I were to define Emiliano with one word I couldn’t because cock sucking bitch is 3. He is well known for his excellent volley skills and his blow jobs when he’s not sucking dick he’s taking it up the ass. If there was an Olympic medal for being on your knees Emiliano would have it.
You see that fag over there he’s such an Emiliano Santana
by Tararist6969 December 17, 2019
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Santa_Owns

Noun
1. The one guy who is always better than you'll ever be.
Santa_Owns whooped my ass in a game of intelligence.
by DanePaskell March 3, 2005
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Santa Claus

When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.
Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.
by Mr. Doty November 5, 2008
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Santa

A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.

Never use this if your gay.
HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
by Jeffro Robert Gregory Googan December 7, 2011
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