Shart

The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.

There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.

by Auntskerry November 24, 2018

Sartorious

probably a fake fan who spelled Jacob's last name wrong
it's S-A-R-T-O-R-I-U-S pleaseeeeeee

true sartorians: omg did u hear that thot brag about how much she love Jacob? then spelled his name wrong? sartoriOus??Unbelievable!

by ɹǝʇsᴉs ǝlqɐɹopɐ ɹnoʎ ɐuuɐ January 3, 2019

Shart

A fart that comes with a little more than what you bargained for.

A: Was that the whoopee cushion?
B: No, last I checked the whoopee cushion did not have a liquid feature.
A: Does that make it a shart?
B: Let's just hope he wore his brown pants to class.

by Planet Ocean January 15, 2019

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

sartyra

The most generous, beautiful girl you could ever meet. She has a bright, glamorous smile on her face everytime you see her. Sartyra can say the most funniest things you ever hear that come out of nowhere. She is the most friendliest girl you could ever get on earth.

“OMG it’s Sartyra, look at her, she’s so pretty!”

by lucy nytt January 18, 2019

sartageous

sartageous is the act of becoming spontaneous and sarcastic and courageous all at once.

Remember Leonidas vs. Xerxes? Leonidas thinks of some crazy shit to say, in the heat of the moment, that makes him look like a badass, and that he had planned it this whole time? Sartageous, man.

by pauly hart January 28, 2019

Sarthack

Absolute lad who always has an injured back. Brother stole his bed

Sarthack da beast

by Jahboi8377382 February 13, 2019