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5 second rule

Contrary to the belief, it is actually 5 seconds from when you see the food that you may consume it without it being dirty or at all harmful to your body because, come on, it's only been five seconds.
"Sweet! A cheeto!"
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."
by Sabrina O'Henry May 20, 2007
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3 second rule

the rule that dictates that after you leave a seat it only belongs yours for 3 seconds, any longer then its fair game for who ever wants to nab it.
p1: oi bitch, you nicked my seat
p2: three second rule man.
by Richard November 5, 2004
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5 second rule

Informal:

A popular axiom that deems food dropped onto the groud edible for a period of 5 seconds immediately following its release. Does not apply to porous or otherwise absorptive foods such as frosted cake or ice cream.
-No! Don't eat that!
-Nah, it's O.K. Five second rule!
by Auto_Insurance July 10, 2004
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Sloppy Second

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
by McRust December 16, 2008
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five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more
You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Three Second Miracle

The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.
Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"
by KeithPhef May 6, 2009
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3 second spin cycle

the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
yo whats that smell?

sorry man, 3 second spin cycle

o gotcha
by sparky420 July 4, 2010
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