Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.
by Holidays4men August 20, 2024
Get the Blow Job Seasonmug. Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.
Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.
by linguishionista March 29, 2009
Get the blister seasonmug. by eusoo March 26, 2016
Get the season parkingmug. The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.
"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."
by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021
Get the Punting Seasonmug. Early in the summer when girls have tags on their new bathing suits and guys can go up and ask to remove /tuck in the tags, and use such an excuse to touch and start talking to the girls. Common in beach cities.
by Rocketman522 June 16, 2017
Get the Tag Seasonmug. Ghoul Season occurs when you evolve from "Goblin Season". It takes someone normally years to evolve from the "Goblin Season" state to the Ghoul Season state. When someone enters Ghoul Season, they are no longer a normal mortal. In "Goblin Season", a person is still a mortal, but well on their way to becoming a serious menace. Ghoul Season occurs when someone is on the verge of death based on their way of living. Their ways have become wicked by day, personally embraced, and it can be seen in the way that the person looks in the face. They resort to heavy drug and alcohol use, but this is no longer something of occasion, it has become a way of life. Criminal activity is normal and there is no fear of anything in this person. Vivid dreams, night terrors, and physical illness plagues this person but somehow it doesn't really effect them. If someone you know has entered Ghoul Season, beware and keep a good eye out.
by Doctor Sockalingham May 2, 2025
Get the Ghoul Seasonmug. January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 5, 2018
Get the Squirting seasonmug.