sea robbin

A bug eyed car salesman,who thinks he was a cop but only chased squirrels

Yo that new salesman looks just like a sea robbin.

by balls deep 69 September 15, 2006

sea crouse

the underwater species of crousies, known for spitting out styrofoam when suprised and sarcasm.

Today I saw a sea crouse flailing its digits in the air.

by Vmakesmesmile October 9, 2006

Wily Sea Trout

British origin, though what body of water isn't clear. Shrouded in mystery. Well- read. Frequent haunts seem to be bookstores with bistros, most notably Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Rookwood. Has been known to incite jealousy, arouse suspicion, inspire bitterness in his fellows.

He wrote on my wall and my BF is angry, what a Wily Sea Trout!
He's always harrassing the girls who work at Bronte, what a Wily!

by definitley not Wily's girl April 15, 2009

Sea Sloth

a person composed of despicable qualities.

Good luck in getting that sea sloth to come with us. He hasn't cleaned his room in weeks.

by Albert Gonzalez August 22, 2008

Sea Steamer

Taking a poop in the ocean.

Dude, I just couldn't hold it anymore, that shellfish just hit me, I got to run to the ocean to take a Sea Steamer.

by Mikeyrides June 5, 2014

The Sea Cucumber

A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.

"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"

by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 9, 2014

Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.

Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.

by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014