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Customer Service

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.
I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!
by Luddz May 23, 2015
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Serj Tankian

The highly artistic and talented lead singer from the unique band System of a Down. He is currently working on a solo career and produces various bands (i.e. Fair to Midland). He is unashamed to express political beliefs and anything else he feels like showing the world. He writes beautiful poetry and is known to be an activist, not to mention a great guy. His vocals are insane (in a positive sense), and he may suffer from being over talented, so much so that he isn't always sure what to do with himself.
Close Friend who likes Serj: Hey, did you hear that Serj's new album is coming out?
Me: What? When? Where?!!
Close Friend: Calm down man... I'm not sure yet...
Me: Dude! This is SERJ TANKIAN we're talking about! How the deuce can I calm down!!! YOU MUST TELL ME!!
Close Friend: Well, I gotta go... so umm... bye o.0
Me: No! Come back! You must tell me when it is!!!
by nikeusessweatshops August 1, 2009
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Serj Tankian

1. Lead singer of System of a Down

2. Sexiest man of all time.

3. Even sexier than Raptor Jesus and Cosplay girls.
Girl one: Who do you think is the sexiest man to ever live? I think its George Clooney.

Girl two: Forget George Clooney, forget Johnny Depp. Hell, forget Raptor Jesus! ITS SERJ TANKIAN!

*Girl two then Chuck Norris Round-House Kicks girl one in the vaginal region*
by CaseyMeow April 4, 2010
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Serenity

You need to shut up, you're raping my serenity!
by RD1971thelegend December 3, 2016
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serp

The word "serp" orignated from the word "soop" founded by a group of children in the NorthEast of England.

There is no real definition for "serp" other than it is a massive rip on whoever you are talking to and basically means FUCK OFF.

There are many variations on the word "serp" such as:
*seeeyap
*syap
*seaap jap nah
Tom - "bucked ya mam"
Ryan - "serp"

Mark - "sdfihfoihgsdoh oooooo mosha buzzin am plaggy booze mosha mortal lalalala 2L 2L 2L 2L 2LLLL 2LLLLL 2LLLL"
Biggy - "stop buzzin"
Mark - ":o"
Biggy - "SERP"
by rUnEsCaPeLoL December 7, 2009
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Serious Business

by Philly Phillz May 10, 2010
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