When a hot chic has a wet fart while wearing a white lulu lemon skirt. Due to the lack of underwear and tightness of the soda skirt, the brown squirt will be Apparent to anyone who has the misfortune of being behind her.
Ben, your bean burritos were so good and spicey but, shit, I had a rusty Lulu while running that 5k. Knew I should have gone with the black skirt today!
by Dirtydago August 28, 2013
Get the Rusty lulumug. When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.
by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018
Get the rusty crankshaftmug. A grumpy old man who smokes a heavy amount of cigarettes,and consumes an un healthy amount of alcohol.
by Mr cumaco November 6, 2019
Get the Rusty CHAMCOmug. A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.
by Rusty Dockings August 30, 2013
Get the Rusty Dockmug. A sexual move in which one person (male or female) shoves a Gordita up a mans ass whilst giving said man a blowjob while humming “La Cucaracha”.
Person 1: “Hey, I heard you got with Max last night! How was it?”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
by Offensive Offender February 4, 2020
Get the Rusty Torresmug. When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.
by Deedeeismycat July 22, 2023
Get the Rusty's Specialmug. A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!
Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!
by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023
Get the Rusty Melmug.