Cristiano Ronaldo

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A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time. He is 36 and he plays like a real beast that cant stop scoring goals. He has the most records in football. Champions league is one of the most important competitions in football and because of Cristiano's great performances that he shows there everytime people dont call it "UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" anymore but they call it "UEFA CRISTIANO LEAGUE". He is the clutchest player ever because he saves his team almost everytime in the last minutes of the match if they are losing or drawing , so that's why every team fears Cristiano Ronaldo. He is also known as the most athletic player ever because of his physics and his ability to jump very high or tu run very fast and because of the tricks he do with the ball. So if anyone asks you "why is Cristiano Ronaldo the goat?" you know the reasons why he is the goat now.

Danny: "Ey bro Cristiano Ronaldo's goal last night was crazy , it was just 10 seconds before the final whistle and it was a banger."

Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"

by lilchoppa7 November 24, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022

A’reona

People with the name A’reona tend to be more chill, laid back people. People with the name A’reona can also be a very blunt, cutthroat person, but not for no reason. Very respectable, high honor vibes. You do one wrong thing, your out.

Hey A’reona! How was your day?

Did you see how pretty A’reona is?

by thedefinerduh February 7, 2022

cristi ronaldo

Cristi ronaldo is a football player. His biggest rival is Barcamoula.

"Cristi ronaldo!!!!!"

by Majkou April 21, 2022

Cristu ronaldo

For the 3

Cristu ronaldo everyone goes ahhhhhhh SEWWIIIIII

by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022

(RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender

Ronan Alonzo Govender aka (RAGS) has a small penis
RAGS Gets no women at all
He is also Gay

My name is (RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender and I am gay and I identify as a pigeon

by Bababumbe June 3, 2022