Ottorino Respighi

Composer who wrote many works of music. Among his most well known is Fountains and Pines of Rome. Known to make the strings and woodwinds learn and play all known scales in his music while writing scores to unleash the full and awesome power of the low brass section to the ears of the general public. Know to give low brass players heart attacks and odd feelings of pleasure whilst playing.....Bass Trombonists and Tubists be aware of sudden paralyzation to the extremities of the body due to lack of oxygen.

1. Did you hear about the Trombone player who died playing Fountains?!?
2. Ottorino Respighi was a mad man!!

by musicman123456789 October 13, 2011

Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.

by buddhafish July 20, 2012

coitus reservatus

Edging, or more simply, trying not to cum as long as humanly possible.

The members in the Oneida community practiced Coitus Reservatus

by AnEntymolygist November 15, 2013

get resigned

Occurs when one is given the choice of being terminated or resigning.

They didn't fire Mary but she did get resigned.

by Connie Lingus69 August 28, 2017

third responder

Refers to the third man in a gang bang.

Jimmy it's your turn to throw that hoe a good fuckin. You are the third responder. Now get your ass in there and lay some pipe!

by JoeyBomm April 9, 2020

Last responders

The professionals who are the last people that provide care to a deceased individual. This group of people includes morticians, coroners, forensic investigators, religious professionals, cemetery workers, and thanatologists. Last responders are usually responsible for determining how someone died, giving the individual their last rights, setting up and performing the individual’s funeral, burial and or cremation, and providing care to the individual’s grave stone, assuming they were buried in a public cemetery, in the event individual’s family is deceased and or unable to do so.

The last responders determined that Nevil died from a drug overdose.

by Vanguard 1998 September 22, 2021

Western reserve

Bunch of fucking idiots who don’t know how to read or write in the middle of fucking corn and Retards

Dad: wanna go to western reserve. Son: fuck no it’s full of retards

by Ididurmom69 January 27, 2022