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the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.
Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
by Harry the larper February 14, 2007
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readinger

a horni bastard that loves to fuck friends, gets hard and horny off of ex girlfriends, and loves to do things in movie theaters
wow look at that sexy readinger!
by hottiegirl15 May 8, 2008
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read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
by anonymous_two November 3, 2008
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Reid

A Reid is funny and a good dancer. He always jokes on stuff that shouldn't be joked about! Reid's are the substitute class clown. They are especially funny when the main class clown is out. If you've known one since kindergarten, he most-likely wasn't the brightest. But when he grows he becomes more mature
"Aww, the class clown {Insert name here} isn't here."
"Don't Worry, Reid will fill in!"
by Ausrailian-Russian November 27, 2018
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Reid

a nibba that is a cracker and stole the TAJ MAHAL FROM ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER GIVE IT BLACK
REID YOU GAGER
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019
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Reid

This is the kind of guy who is really quiet, bad with girls, fun to talk to about certain things and to mess with. However, he is also the kind of guy who has literally the single worst porn addiction you will ever come to know. Like, good lord man, erase your history or use fucking incognito. You need help.
Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen Reid?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I think he went back to his room to beat off or something."
Friend 1: "Sounds like something he would do."
by AshKetchupTF January 22, 2020
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Risky Readinger

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".
After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.
by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009
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