binge race

The act of recklessly drinking an atrocious amount of strawberry vodka, in the effort to substantially reduce your lifespan.

Karl: Some cock swagler fired me today.
Phil: That's more fucked up than a football bat.
Karl: I think I may just turn emo...
Phil: Dude it's binge race!

by Freep88 April 13, 2014

Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.

Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "

by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

Stock Car Racing

A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun

My hobby is stock car racing

by HailieeDeeganWillWinIn2022 February 6, 2022

Chariot Racing

When you and your bro are both hitting it from behind next to each other in the same bed whilst pulling the girls hair, the one to cum first loses.

You up for a game of chariot racing tonight?

by Bare back Brandon November 25, 2018

Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

racing bike

1. A BMX bike designed for racing over dirt tracks. They are lighter than other BMX bikes. They are fairly cheap but give their owners, usually boys in their teens or younger, a sense of status and pride.

2. Any road bike of reasonably light weight. This is sometimes another use of the term "racing bike" among teenage males. Although real cyclists would laugh at this definition, any decent road bike is much better for road racing than BMX racing bikes.

1. "Hey, want to race? Let's go down the dirt road a mile and back."

2. "Racing bikes are so awesome. They are so much fun to ride on the roads."

by spinningtabletop February 3, 2009