short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd May 13, 2018

potato daddy

A fat person, who girls (notably loose women) use when they are feeling down about themselves.

The words "potato daddy" are derivative from "couch potato" and a girl having "daddy issues".

Danny is a homebody couch potato who gives Stephanie the security and warmth of a father to Stephanie who has daddy issues and just uses Danny when she didn't bring any one home from the bars that particular night.

After Stephanie goes home alone after a night of drinking, she calls her potato daddy (Danny).
Who is her security booty call, since he will certainly be home alone as he is a couch potato.

by KetchingFire January 14, 2017

caito potatoe

Eyebrow queen of the Southern Hemisphere

I love Caito potatoe so much. Her eyebrows are so groovy

by adoreable delano January 14, 2017

Potato penis

Dictator

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.

by CrazyGoatLady January 24, 2017

potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato

"I just potato-shopped you sucker"

by potatoshop October 20, 2013

crouch potato

another word to describe FECES.

Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!

by E to the V January 4, 2008

Potato Fairy

A person who loves potatoes and is very awkward unless around other potato faires. Often people named Olivia or Kristina call themselves potato faires

Stop being such a potato fairy!

by bunnyfluggen August 18, 2016