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Church Police

People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.
Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."
by Turkey Trot March 14, 2011
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panic! at the disco

A pop/rock band popular amongst kids 12-15 (Whom In 5 years time will be ashamed to even have liked them), following the trend of new age high school punk rock where the vocalist sings by execrating the words in a retarded manner. They have no lyrical talent and need to listen to some Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, and Guns N Roses before they go any further.
Dude 1- Panic! at the disco wtf??? that's new music??? all these bands are just rip offs of judas priest.

Emo Kid- panic rock!!!!!!!!!!!!,wait whats judas priest????
by Hard Rocker January 21, 2007
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police man

1. A very popular Halloween costume option for gay men.

2. A member of The Village People.
I'm going to dress up like a police man for Halloween and give moustache rides to naughty motorists.
by Todd Blankenship, Jr. March 25, 2005
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policarpio

poli: many or city
carp: a type of fish
io: sounds italian

policarpio means many italian cities of fish
policarpio means many italian cities of fish
by gurlie212 May 8, 2008
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panic at the disco

panic at the disco are the biggest bunch of faggots ever. seriously these guys suck so much. everytime i see them on tv or hear one of their songs if makes me fucken sick. go slit ur wrists u emo khunts
all ppl who like panic at the disco have horrible taste in music
by stromlo November 2, 2006
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police

people that "supposedly protect you" yea maybe to all the white boys out der but not to black niggas they pull us over if we be drivin in a fly ass car, like to take us out of our car and beat the shit out of us for the reason we are black, take us to jail for no reason and will shoot you if you r colored, just recently some colored kid was shot by a sheriff mothafuckas!!!!
police are racist motherfuckers that don't trust a nigga for their life and shoot us on sight so fuck 'em
by reppindabayouttacali March 21, 2007
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the police

the most corrupt and useless institution that has ever existed next to education of course.
they are usually very bias and ignorant when it comes to the most important crimes and if they are accused, they use the systems money to bail them out. their false persona of the most upstanding citizens yet they actually care about saving their own necks.
honestly these cops being defined as role models is sick have you seen how many ignored deaths their have been caused by the police.

there are no good or bad cops there are the ones that commit the crime and the ones that stand by and let it happen.
by Lilian Richardson June 21, 2020
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