The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet

Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala

by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025

polish syndrom

When you get to much wee in your box.

That person has polish syndrome, he has a wee wee box the size of Poland

by Ironaxe14 May 2, 2018

Polishing the crystal ball

When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.

“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”

by totalvirgin June 8, 2022

Polish Kiss

The act of receiving a shot (of liquor) from the mouth of someone else rather than from the shot glass itself, normally without much forewarning.

Hey Marek, let’s get the ladies some tequila shots, polish kiss style

by DoubleYouB July 26, 2023

Polish lollipop

Peanut butter on a spoon.

Her hank can you grab me a polish lollipop ?

by Polishpeterpan August 15, 2018

polish dinner

When you cover your genitalia with sauerkraut and kielbasa and mustard and your girl gobbles it up.

That girl said she wasn't hungry, but when i showed her my polish dinner she dove in and didn't come up for air until the mustard was gone.

by clevermeats January 29, 2016

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019