Penter

A male who doesn't wash or uses deodrant

That guys a massive penter, gross

by freshcrepes April 26, 2023

Peter

Is the hottest, funniest, kindest guy I’ve ever met. Whoever he wife’s up is going to be one incredibly lucky girl.

Peter is future hubby material

by His future wifey August 31, 2023

Peter Licker

Peter licker, AKA "Tea Bagger"

A grown ass man who sucks and licks another man's peter, he likes the male phallus in his mouth like a cough drop like a mothafuckin tootsie roll.

Dude1: holy shit, look at this man i heard rumors that he's a peter licker
Dude2: rumors true, he's been sucking uncle Bo's for a while now.

by Peter aka Tea Bagger September 22, 2023

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.

Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

by McLink99 October 19, 2023

Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher

"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

Hairy Peeter

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

by kdee May 11, 2006

head peter

The act of placing one's chin on the top of another person's head and working the jaw in a rhythmic, snapping motion to cause a painful, repeated, clunk on the target's cranium. Often performed between rival siblings.

My stupid sister caught me masturbating in my Mom's thong again so I put her in a full nelson and gave her some serious head peter. That'll teach her.

by tjag November 7, 2014