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porn sweep

A walkthrough and cleanup of your place of residence, to make sure that no porn magazines, dvd’s and similar erotic paraphernalia are laying around in the open or any place they might otherwise be discovered accidentally. This activity is usually done shortly before a visit from parents, family, potential girlfriends, and anyone else who might be mortified by your filthy/kinky tastes (particularly, you want to make sure you don’t scare off any eligible women visiting your place and wreck your chances).
“Hey – is Susan coming over tonite?”

“Yeah - I’ve gotta leave early to go home and do a porn sweep before she gets there”
by J Russell Finch June 8, 2011
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Bourne Porn

The thrill that men (often those over the age of 35) derive from watching the Jason Bourne Trilogy films.
"My bloke was happy last night, The Bourne Ultimatum was on Sky so he got a fix of Bourne Porn."
by Kernow babe February 11, 2009
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necro porn

Pornagraphic videos or pictures depicting sexual acts with corpses or actors pretending to be dead.
Among other horrible scenes, A Serbian Film even has Necro Porn!
by Nahny June 30, 2016
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Oscar Porn

A movie that shamelessly panders to the Academy. Usually features dying old guys, people with disabilities, or the Holocaust.
That new Tom Cruise movie, where he plays the dying, disabled, Holocaust survivor coping with divorce, is Oscar porn to the core.
by the huuuudge October 7, 2008
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Porn Machine

Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.
by LilithXIII May 20, 2011
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porn-again

The process of having one's interest in porn renewed at a later time because of a new exposure to great porn.
Man, my brother gave me his porn library when he got married, and boy was I porn-again; those DVDs were awesome!
by L. Guentert January 21, 2008
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petticoat porn

Porn with ladies from the petticoat era showing a little leg and a lot of bush. Known to be liked by men named Mason.
"I like my porn with girls showing some leg. Petticoat porn is so innocent," said Mason.
by Mandles123 January 7, 2011
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