Hey guys, check out my PSP!!! *pervs jumped out of nowhere smashing their faces while licking agressively*
by Jinggoy Estrada Jr. April 26, 2006
Get the PSP mug.Short for Poop Stupid Portable. It was supposed to be PPP, or Poop Poop Poop, but an idiot at Sony slammed his head into the keyboard and accidentally hit the "s" instead of the "p." While in the E3 chat room revealing their latest portable.
Too bad.
Too bad.
by Peter Griffin December 27, 2004
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Tom: Yeah, our team totally owned at the PSP finals.
Tom's Friend: Dude. We have rentals. Actually, today is my first day of play. Don't lie to the man.
Tom's Friend: Dude. We have rentals. Actually, today is my first day of play. Don't lie to the man.
by Alex Faircloth December 28, 2005
Get the PSP mug.A $250 piece of plastic that was never intended to play games. It has a faulty square button that sticks into the system and lots and lots of dead-pixels. You have to have at least 10% dead-pixels in order to return it and get your money back. It has a short battery-life and you have to pay $25 more just to watch a DVD on it that you already own. Adored by Sony Fan-gender-non-specific-people because it has overly bright graphics and can do fifty-million things that don't really matter that your computer already does for you better and without having to be charged regularly. 100 times less fun than a PS1, PS2, or DS.
Boy: Hey, my PSP has tons of dead-pixels!
Retailer: Hmmmm... let's see. Oh, sorry. It has 9% dead-pixels. It has to have at least 10% dead-pixels in order to return it for you money back.
Girl: Hey! My PSP's square button won't come out after I pushed it!
President of Sony: Hey, it's designed to look good, not to play games. If you bought it for playing games, you might as well just get one of those PS1s with the attachable screen.
Man: Ha! This PSP RULES! Let me pop in Ape Escape! Hey! Why is this not as fun anymore? Oh yeah! That's because there's no frickin' analog sticks!
Woman: Wow... ports of games with worse graphics.... Fun....
Hermaphrodite: I'm so glad I got a DS! With my savings, I bought 3 more games! TAKE THAT, BEE-YOTCH!!!
Retailer: Hmmmm... let's see. Oh, sorry. It has 9% dead-pixels. It has to have at least 10% dead-pixels in order to return it for you money back.
Girl: Hey! My PSP's square button won't come out after I pushed it!
President of Sony: Hey, it's designed to look good, not to play games. If you bought it for playing games, you might as well just get one of those PS1s with the attachable screen.
Man: Ha! This PSP RULES! Let me pop in Ape Escape! Hey! Why is this not as fun anymore? Oh yeah! That's because there's no frickin' analog sticks!
Woman: Wow... ports of games with worse graphics.... Fun....
Hermaphrodite: I'm so glad I got a DS! With my savings, I bought 3 more games! TAKE THAT, BEE-YOTCH!!!
by GenericGina October 3, 2005
Get the PsP mug.Dude 1:I just cought a Mach 3 razor and some gillete shaving gel and now I have a PSP.
Dude 2: Dude, how'd you get a Sony product out of shaving your nuts?
Dude 1: Negative, brotha! I got me a beautiful pair of Perfectly Shaved Pubes for the ladies to play with!
Dude 2: Dude, how'd you get a Sony product out of shaving your nuts?
Dude 1: Negative, brotha! I got me a beautiful pair of Perfectly Shaved Pubes for the ladies to play with!
by Porno Sexy Pact May 9, 2005
Get the PSP mug.Post-Sex-Piss: After engaging in coitus the need to urinate will surely follow. This piss, for guys at least, us usually a messy one because the direction of the urine cannot be controlled and it also has the remnants of exchanged bodily fluids. Might sound nasty, but if you fuck you will eventually have one of these. Embrace them.
"Dude, I had some good sex with nessa last night and had to take the fattest PSP afterwards."
"Did you pull an R Kelly and give her a good one in the eye?"
"Nah I accidently pissed on her cat though."
"Well at least you can say you pissed on her pussy!"
"Did you pull an R Kelly and give her a good one in the eye?"
"Nah I accidently pissed on her cat though."
"Well at least you can say you pissed on her pussy!"
by The Griz Brotherhood September 1, 2009
Get the PSP mug.Nintendo ds vs. Sony PSP is a big huge battle between the best handheld games ever released in history. I have the DS and I do not even care about the psp. All the PSP has is graphics and movies. Here are the complete definitions below.
DS: A handheld gaming system that has a 2 screens. One that is touch sensitive so you can draw and stuff on pictochat. It also has a microphone so in metroid prime u can talk to each other with ur voice which i just found out today and before I knew I really wanted a game that had that technology. It has great games that hold just as much as the psp discs and are about 5 times smaller. They measure about 1" by 1".
PSP: Again a portable gaming system that has good graphics (a little better than the DS) has specail games that are movies and is like the ps2 only handheld and better graphics. thats all I have to say
DS: A handheld gaming system that has a 2 screens. One that is touch sensitive so you can draw and stuff on pictochat. It also has a microphone so in metroid prime u can talk to each other with ur voice which i just found out today and before I knew I really wanted a game that had that technology. It has great games that hold just as much as the psp discs and are about 5 times smaller. They measure about 1" by 1".
PSP: Again a portable gaming system that has good graphics (a little better than the DS) has specail games that are movies and is like the ps2 only handheld and better graphics. thats all I have to say
little kid watching TV sees a comercail for the Ds lite and says "Mommy! I want a DS lite!" The mom in the kitchen is watching another TV and says "Honey, the PSP looks better though!" The little kid tells his mom to go to target and when in the gaming section they see only 3 Ds's for $129.99 and they see 13 PSPs for $230 the little kid looks at both and says Mommy, we should call Sony and say that they need to get a good console like the DS or wii both made by nintendo. Nintendo may have been around for 100+ years but since that first realease of Donkey Kong they have rocked the video gaming world. Sony, However is not focused just on video games. They have sound systems and TVs to because of that they have gone off track. Anyway the little kid gets the DS and plays it 247 and has had a seziure because he played it so much. Nintendo DS vs. Sony psp. Who wins? Nintendo DS.
by Bloomie July 11, 2006
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