Goop Goblins

(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."
"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."
by Cineteria January 22, 2025
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Goblinating

The art of a goblin looking man being so overly horny he terms into his true form.
Nick you're goblinating over Lexi.
by Michaelz123 May 12, 2017
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Clob Goblin

A woman with very large, fake lips
"Hey John, you see that Clob Goblin over there?"
"That's some Clob Goblin!"
by SeoLimpson June 19, 2022
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Knob Goblin

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.
by Mateplz November 22, 2016
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Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).
God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!
by RumpleShnopskins October 09, 2023
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Goblin Mode

When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.
Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.

Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!
by BowlPlane January 18, 2023
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goblin mode

stinky, lazy and doesn't shower
He was goblin mode
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