Square

1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.

Eric Lasley is such a fucking square

by Yournom July 14, 2017

Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021

square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021

groovy squared

The absolute grooviest a person or a thing can be.

This band is groovy squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Square

law abiding / conformist

He's too "square" to come party , and hang out with all of us weirdo, freaks.

by Knuckleduzter January 28, 2016

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Boston Square

A cigarette, more specifically a roll-up.

Hey man, can you roll me a boston square?

by justacat June 12, 2012