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Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.
Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!
by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011
mugGet the Hold on there "Pay cable"mug.

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...
Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
mugGet the Holding happiness hostagemug.

Hold.

Hold on I'm trying to think of what it means.
Person 1: This isn't even a defitinition??
Me: Hold. Give me a second.
by 7yorishiroxz April 7, 2024
mugGet the Hold.mug.

kagle hold

When a gross dude hugs you and you clench everywhere, even down there.
Marco sees a gross dude hugging Erin in the distance. MARCO :(yelling) "Erin, initiate a kagle hold. ERIN: (yelling back) Roger that!
by Terio Marin November 13, 2016
mugGet the kagle holdmug.

holding

Yo shorty be holding. Body tight and face right.
by DAVO DAVILLE September 24, 2025
mugGet the holdingmug.

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.
"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"
by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022
mugGet the You Were Holding Your Membermug.

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