Hag Beef

When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's

Meat funnel would look like.

"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."

by Solomon's Grave November 10, 2013

beef coin

A circular, typically dried piece of seasoned meat. Similar to beef jerky, although the look and texture more closely resembles a dog treat.

"Today at work a customer slammed thier beef coins on the counter so hard they flew everywhere."
"If you cant handle a whole beef stick, why not go with a beef coin?"

by LazyLion820 September 3, 2016

beef tooth

Similar to a sweet tooth, but for meat.

Because of his beef tooth, Mike never order pineapple or eggplant toppings, but instead always ordered sausage or pepperoni pizza.

by skyhook April 26, 2009

She’s Beef

She’s Beef is a phrase that can be used to describe any inanimate object. The term originated from the Scottish slang She’s Beefy and is predominantly used in and around the Carnwath area.

Friend 1: Look at the size of that water bottle!

Friend 2: She’s Beef

by Mr Pillows February 27, 2021

Eating Beef

A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.

"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."

by JohnTWend October 8, 2008

Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing

Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.

by Sallen953 June 5, 2016

Beef Wizard

Piper

“Hey did you see that Beef Wizard at the bar?”

“Oh you mean Piper?”
“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021