Narcissoulless

A soulless narcissist

Man I was talking to Google the other day.what a "narcissoulless"ass port hole!

by Narcissoulless March 19, 2026

narcodile tears

A form of “crocodile tears” associated with narcissistic-style self-protection, where distress is displayed less as genuine remorse and more as a tactic for image repair, blame reversal, or social rescue.

The second the cops showed up, the narcodile tears started.

by TheGrandInquisitor April 8, 2026

narcodile tears

A form of “crocodile tears” associated with narcissistic-style self-protection, where distress is displayed less as genuine remorse and more as a tactic for image repair, blame reversal, or social rescue.

The second the cops showed up, the narcodile tears started.

by TheGrandInquisitor April 8, 2026

Narco Train

WHEN YOU FUCK A BITCH IN THE ASS REPEATEDELY ONE AT A TIME SO THAT SHE SCREAMS SO LOUD THAT THE WHOLE BARRIO CAN HEAR HER SCREAMING BUT THERE SO MUCH OTHER VIOLENCE IN THE BARRIO THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS THE TIME OR BALLS TO RISK ANOTHER NARCO TRAIN ON THEIR OWN FAMILY BECAHSE THEY"RE TRYING TO MAKE PHENOMINOS AND GET OUT OF THE BARRIO IN THE FIRST PLACE.

PUTO WII: "SHOULD WE RUN A NARCO TRAIN ON ALEXI LALLAS"

US GOV: "ABSOLUTELY OR WE SHOULD ALL SEPUKU"

by puto wii May 12, 2025

Narcojoule

A fictional unit of measurement used to quantify the intensity of a psychoactive high, especially one induced by dissociatives, sedatives, or other mind-altering substances. The more narcojoules, the deeper the user is into altered perception, body load, or mental fog.

“Bro took one hit too many — he’s pushing at least 900 narcojoules right now.”
“That edible hit me with the force of 3,000 narcojoules. I forgot how arms work.”

by Matopatofato June 1, 2025

Narcoleptic Narquisha

A middle aged woman who falls asleep at her job.

What do you want me to call her? Narcoleptic Narquisha? She sleeps at her desk all day!

by Extra_Virgin_0liveOil June 3, 2025

Narceting

When you work at a corporate cannabis company, specifically in marketing, and you narc on your coworker for consuming cannabis. That makes you part of a Narceting team.

I thought I was on the marketing team when I took the job. I just got told by HR I was under investigation because someone in the office accused me of consuming cannabis...I did not know this was the narceting team.

by Dispensary Whisperer June 30, 2025