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Hey yo Gerald, let's go solve a mystery in your van after class, and maybe get some Taco Bell on the way!
by Mystery mam March 8, 2018
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The 3 mysteries of the Urban Dictionary

1. The word for the day
many people think that the word for the day is just an automatic robot that just chooses a random word to show on the homepage but some rumors say that there is someone doing it. they say that if you ever discover their identity, they will hack your device and destroy all your social media accounts.
2.Pintobean2003
pintobean2003 was an urban dictionary user that suddenly disappeared back in 2020. the rumors say he was sucked in through his device and got trapped since. so whenever you look up help in the urban dictionary, the rumors say, that you will see his face for a few milliseconds after searching it up.

3. Searching up your name in UD
it may be fun to look up your name in the Urban Dictionary to see what it will say about you but some rumors say if you look to the last page of what your name is, you will see your true name, what you do, your birthday, and your future.
person 1: have you ever heard of The 3 mysteries of the Urban Dictionary?
by AdJaCent32 November 5, 2021
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Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.
That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.
by Mark C. Mitchell January 2, 2008
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Master Shab

Spanish Slang translated into English as " douchebag", "worthless", and "dumb shit"
Did you see him today?

Yeah he's such a master shab.
by mexicalia October 10, 2009
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Master Sweets

An adjective used to describe something incredibly awesome, when there are no other words to describe it. Basically it is the opposite of a buzzkill.
Person A: Dude, skiing is gonna be so awesome today.
Person B: Yea Dude. Powder Sesh Master Sweets!

Person A: Where did you get that ill scar?
Person B: Longbording master sweets! I totally almost killed myself.

Person A: He's effing hot.
Person B: Yea, a TOTAl babe master sweets.
by JahGuids December 11, 2010
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Master Webster

When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.
Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster
by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011
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