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Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.
'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'
by beetee-> May 17, 2010
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morning kiss

A morning kiss is where the man gets a pleasant surprise from his fellow member down bellow.
Morning glory can now be fixed with a morning kiss
by dr seus December 6, 2013
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"Good Morning"!

The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)
by Big.W February 25, 2011
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morning wood

Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood
by R G October 13, 2003
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Good Morning Banche

guhd-moore-neen bon-ch

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
by phil anselmo November 29, 2004
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Mopping

"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"
by yankeemofo October 23, 2012
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Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.
by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008
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