'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'
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The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)
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Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
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"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"
by yankeemofo October 23, 2012
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