mistake

You

You are the mistake

by theepicjoker March 18, 2018

mistaya

Mistaya is a babe. She’s smart and has a boyfriend. Mistaya is very athletic. She is amazing at basketball and is the most beautiful girl in the world!

Person 1: omg did you see the basketball game?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: Mistaya scored 17 points!!

by Lil’Dorito March 16, 2018

Mistake

Me.

Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.

by urdad17 May 22, 2018

mistache

An dumb-ass error that causes you and/or others a lot of mild-to-moderate "pain", either physical or mental/emotional.

Campus electrician: I forgot to hook the water-heater back up after I re-did the wiring in the utility-room, and so all da poor students hadda take cold showers the next morning and grumpily showed up for classes wif blueish skin and painful cramps --- what a mistache I made!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Mistake

When Jimin's jacket keeps falling off on stage and you can fucking see his shoulders and his undershirt which he calls a "mistake" but he looks very sexy with his mistake.

Me: WHY THE FUCK DID JIMIN'S JAKCET FALL OFF AGAIN??!!
Jimin: It was a mistake uwu

by Yandere Sinon July 22, 2018

Missy

a very cute dog in particular

the dog is a very cute missy

by 9/9/999999999 July 29, 2018

Minty

Chore in a crack pipe tastes bad.

When the chore in your crack pipe is burnt too much it tastes minty.

by Starfish Shipshell April 16, 2018