MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

hot-miking

Hot-miking (derived from "hot mic") is a term used in online gaming, describing the occurance of an online user unintentionally using the in-game voice chat, allowing unintended listeners (possibly of the enemy team) to hear private or tactical conversations.

A hot mic may also be called: microphone gaffe, open microphone or stuck microphone

global chat, Team 1 Hot micing player: "Hey, we're gonna flank them from the North!".

Opponent team chat Enemy Player: Guys there's somebody hot-miking on the enemy team. I've heard they're gonna flank us from the north!"

by ipropain December 25, 2018

prision mike

A dangerous man, he spend some time in the clink, trying not to drop the soap, he kidnapped the president's son, but they never caught him.

I am prison mike, do you know why they call me prision mike?

by Well known anonymous October 6, 2017

mike ess

Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….

Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it

by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021

Mike the Fox

Mike the Fox is a character created by Glitch_99, also know as SonicTale_21, on the indie site Gamejolt and the game creation site Scratch. Mike is a character who is married to a demon wolf named Luna and has a half-demon child named Jaylen. He loves playing guitar and is generally a nice guy, but he can be peeved when he wants too.

Hey you know the OC Mike the Fox?

by JukoDuko June 11, 2021

Chocolate Mike

Chocolate Mike taste great

"Chocolate Mike taste great" -James

Everyone nodded in agreement with James

by risengamer1337 June 10, 2020

machinegun mike

When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.

*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr

by onecigonedrag0filter October 27, 2019