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beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis
"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."
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Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.
I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.
by One sleepy boi March 26, 2019
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The Synonym Method

When you secretly date two women that have the same initials, that way you put said initials in your instagram bio and both girls think it's them. Bonus points if they're related.
-Dude, I banged Alyssa Morrison in the morning and Amelia McInfrey in the evening.
-Wait so who's initials are those in your Instagram bio?
-I used the synonym method on 'em, they can't tell who "A.M.♡ " is, and tbh neither can I ;).
by Greenbergthewise July 29, 2019
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how does the bisection method work

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
how does the bisection method work
by unsectable November 20, 2019
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The "Boo Chu" method

The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
Professor: anyone heard about the "boo chu" method?
Student: yes. The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
by Thebu choo July 3, 2020
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Interval Oppurtunity Method

allows the user to determine if a python method is correct without running the code. Popularized by super genius SkoiBoi on python 3.9.0
SkoiBoi used the Interval Oppurtunity Methodto win Code Quest 2021
by Thangaylol April 24, 2021
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